'WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND?' "Because people read facebook statuses and not books."

1) Being a student: no money, no clean clothes and mountains of reading.

2) Incredibly poor grammar. How can you expect to sound dynamic when your writing is anything but? I am referring to an horrendously badly written advert I read the other day.

3) Gin and Ginger Beer. New drink of choice.

4) Christmas: how little can I get away with spending?

5) Spotify: I just downloaded Spotify Unlimited (£4.99 a month) and it's amazing.

6) Tristan *

7) Handwritten letters. Just need to buy some stamps.

8) Cooking: one of the only thing I am good at. If I had money and time enough...

9) The half of my joint honours degree: Creative Writing. Is it bullshit?

10) Guildford: it's a super cool place. I've 'discovered' a great new street. Chapel Street. I like it.

11) Carnage: Do I agree with its morals? Almost certainly not.

12) Which leads me on to Jade * and her genius remarks.

13) Rugby.

14) Roman Jakobson: I think I hate Structuralism.

15) Which leads me on to POLITICS (as Structuralism is loved by all Socialists). (Turn off your moniter now- everything from now on will be bollocks). I used to consider myself a bit of a 'raging lefty'; you know the sort of militant socialism you only find amongst the young, middle class and uneducated. But sadly, I'm not much of a socialist. As one of the many students who voted LibDem I'm sort of really fucking angry. Also a bit ashamed. I really dig the Lib Dem. They're not scary like the Tories or outdated like the Labour party. I wish I'd just voted Labour.

16) Mince Pies: Christmas is fucking coming bitches.

* Tristan:

My gorgeous boyfriend. He juggles. With FIRE! He drinks real ale. He likes girls who drink real ale (myself). He did a History degree (we talk about my three faves: Stalin, Lenin and Trotsky). His smile could probably light up the darkest spot of outer Mongolia or some shit. He looks like Jude Law and Ronan Keating (totally hot). He lives in a tiny village miles away from me (Hertfordshire to be precise) and has in the whole time we've been together. But it's cajj because we get a million trains to ferry us all over London and then I get to see that cheeky smile. Long distance relationships do work. And hey check out those killer eyes, I'd travel double the distance for them ;)


**Jade

My long suffering flat mate. Gorgeous isn't she? Anyway, Jade's brilliant drunken comment in a taxi is what led me on to this introduction: when asked 'What's your theme for Carnage?' she answered with the legendary 'Turtles.' Anyway, Jade's my best uni friend. She always has a tidy room, she laughs at me when I need someone to laugh at my jokes, she gets drunk and funny and I get drunk and disgraceful. She can walk in 5 inch heels uncomplainingly and with the grace of Marilyn Monroe (most unfair). Her and Kevin (there you go shout out for you pal) actually attempt to read this hideous internet wankery of a blog. Kevin's cool too, he punctuates his BBMs to me in a way which practically makes me jizz with pleasure. Back to Jade. Jade's better than most people (certainly better than me). If you are lucky enough to meet her, you must treat her as such. Or we'll probably just start jumping around (one of our 'dance moves') and thrusting. It's kind of scary.