AM I A WANKER?

I've had a few gins and perhaps it's time for some introspection. After reading my latest 'blogpost' back to myself I began to wonder: am I a wanker?

EVIDENCE FOR BEING A WANKER:

• I enjoy using long words
• My main interests are theatre, literature and art
• My favourite band are The Smiths
• I have a blog
• I liked myspace better than facebook
• I drink gin
• I am a student yet I have feta in my fridge and not a pot noodle in sight
• I would sell my soul to work in the creative industry
• I talk about my own 'pretentiousness' far too much
• Finally, I am making a list of why I am/am not a wanker

EVIDENCE FOR NOT BEING A WANKER:

• I passionately hate anything that is ridiculous on the internet. (You have surely already heard this from my hatred of twitter)
• I enjoy getting drunk
• I am from South London
• I don't pretend to be something I'm not and I'm brutally honest
• Finally, I am making a list of why I am/am not a wanker

Am I a wanker? Discuss.